Random Chain Reaction Story-DO NOT MESS IT UP! (Real Warriors)

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Okay when my failed one before became Forestclan so let us not mess it up! It is a story where one person writes one random thing about whatever the last perosn wrote about. Example: Lionblaze was hunting by Shadowclan when he...
Heard a strange noise and died.
See^^^^^^ That si whats I meant

Lionblaze was walking by the Shadowclan border when all of a sudden he....

You continue!^ Make it funny and random about him and they become lots of fun! Anyone can particpate! End it in ......

...they realized that there was no SkyClan Empire! So they panicked, and then suddenly...

.....Another one of the pie gods, Blueberry Pie, flew out of the sky. He told them one hint:"SkyClan's empire is not what it is, but what it once was. The pieces of Apple are where apples should be, not where they should be. The map of Apple is where many of his kin are sold, not where they are not. Bye~ebi!" and the pie god flew off again. So, now that the cats were slightly more enlightened, they set off for SkyClan's Old Empire, which was in.......

above the gorge, where the twolegplace had been. They marveled at the roman buildings and the temples that floated on giant flying breath mints. They met with The Star's Leaf, Grand High Empress of the Clan of the Skies Empire. She told them....

Meanwhile, the badger armies and High General Midnight were growing antsy for battles, and for victory, ever since the cat armies had fled into the forest. They decided to burn down the forest to destroy them! They began tearing apart Barely's former barn in order to use it to help start the fire. But then they realized...

Meanwhile, the cat armies were safe and sound in the Thundertree City where they had begun to pratice and train so that when the time was rite, they could return back to fight. But Drexellstar was worried, since his kits had not returned yet and the badgers has started to tear down Barely's barn! He order the cat armies to...

CONTINUE!

"Welcome! Congratulations on finding us. Now, you must become warriors! No excuses!" Then she called the clan together. The kits gaped at the clan's members. There must have been at least a million cats! Meanwhile The Star's Leaf climbed up a few floating breath mints to a piece of cotton and announced, "Great LeafStarClan, look down on these three kits and speed time up.... NOW!" There was a great bang, and the three kits immediately became warriors. "And now... Fallenkit, Lilykit, and Seedkit, do you promise to uphold the time code of sky and serve SkyClan's empire faithfully for all eternity?" Fallenkit, Lilykit, and Seedkit's eyes widened. "All eternity?" Lilykit squeaked. "Oh yes, you will become immortal if you agree. All Skyclan cats are. That's how we have so many numbers. And we each have magical powers. There are the common powers, like flying, running fast, and expanding our empires, and there are unique ones. Everyone has a unique power." Mewed a white tom. The "kit's" eyes widened again. "We do!" They chocked out. "Then by the magic power of LeafStarClan, I give you your warrior names. Fallenkit, you will now be known as Fallenspirit," Fallenspirit bounded up to her new leader. "Your unique power is to be able to sense spirits! Lilykit, you shall be known as Lilyshadow. Your unique power is to be able to hide in all dark places! Lilyshadow bounded up next to Fallenspirit. Seedkit, you are now Seedscatter. You can be in many places at once!" The Star's Leaf announced. "I can what?" Seedscatter hissed. "Now, as the newest members of our clans, what do you want?" The Star's Leaf asked. "Come with us to do battle!" Fallenspirit yowled out. To her surprise, SkyClan agreed. To the new warrior's surprise, the whole of Skyclan's territory were moving with them.

That they had no fire! So they searched and searched, and gave up, and decided to march to the cats, and....

Attack the badgers! But suddenly, SkyClan and their empire arrived with the new warriors! But then suddenly again....

CONTINUE PLEASE?

Firestar's evil clone arrived on the scene with his army of enslaved twolegs! He was determined to destroy the cats and the badgers so he could conquer the entire forest territory and convert it into a illegal drug farm, where he could make millions of dollars! The twolegs then set fire to the forest where the cats were in, bombed the badgers and the remains of the highstones (which seemed to be more lowstones now) and attacked Skyclan's Moving Empire with their guns. In order to save the cats, Star's Leaf cried out "HOOJABUB!" and suddenly the cats had been transported to a land made out of pie! She explained to the cats that her power was to teleport to the Land of Pie, where the pie gods lived. Unfortunatlety, her power did not involve transporting them out of the Land of Pie, and no one in Skyclan had the power to transport them out. The cats decided to....

Meanwhile, the badgers, who had been left in the Mortal Realm had to bear the brunt of the attacks. They were bombed, shot at and put on fire! They retreated to the farm where the giant rats lived. The badgers and the giants made a deal, which was....

CONTINUE?

.....explore the Land of Pie to find a way out. It was the most beautiful, but most bizarre place even the cats who lived on a breath mint had ever seen. The ground seemed to be a layer of crumbs and metal pie tins. The plants were huge rainbow trees that grew huge assorted fruits, such as gigantic grapes or mince. Instead of water, the "rivers" were filled with syrupy milk. Whole mountainus formations were piles of refuse crumbs and crusts, and the sky was a light pink and orange color. The cats were looking around when a Pie God loomed up and grumbled, "..............

........to temporarily team up to defeat the twolegs/the evil clone of firestar. They fused into badger-giant rat creachers, or rat-badgers, gaining the best of each animal, to defeat the army. Also, they made a similar pact with some salamanders whose food source, the FireFlower, was being destroyed to make room for the illegal drug farm. The rat-badgers further fused with the salamdners to become giant salama-rat-badgers who could breath fire, were immune to it, were giants, could sneak around quietly and fit in small place (whcih makes no sense at all actually) and had the brute strength and cunning of a badger. Now, they would definitely defeat Barley. With a triumphant roar, the giant salama-rat-badgers attacked......

OOC- Barley. Not B arely

"It is I the Apple Pi God! Why have you come to this sacred place, intruders?"
But then, Fallenspirit transformed into Apple and yelled at Apple Pi "Why have you, my dear brother, stolen my name? You are really just the Pi God!"
"Why you....I challenge thee to a duel to thy deaths!" shouted Pi God, as he grabbed a hammer made of moving numbers of pi.
"So be it!" shouted Apple as she grabbed a bow made of pie crust. She then grabbed apple arrows, but they really exploding apple arrows.
The cats all gathered around as the two got ready to fight, eating all sorts of pie but then Blueberry Pie came and said ".....

Firestar's evil clone demanded Barely give him an answer how to defeat the salma-rat-badgers, since Barley was also an expert on magical creatures, especially hybrids. Barley told him the only problem with the salma-rat-badgers were that they had a weakness to sweets. An water. So, knowing this, Firestar's clone bought Dairy Queen, melted all of their ice cream and made of huge river of melted ice cream around his illegal drug farm. Seeing the sweets, the salma-rat-badgers lept in, but they began to melt. But then...

OOC-Hahaha. I kept on writing salama-badger-rats. LOL

OOC: it's the grain.

ic: "Kyah! My garden will get trampled!" Blueberry Pie God (or BB for short) ran in between Fallenspirit/Apple and the Pi God. "Hey, if you two are going to fight, do it somewhere else! NOT IN MY HOUSE!" He pushed a very confused Pi God and Fallenspirit/Apple out of his property. Unfortunately, his property was bordered by one of those milky rivers. The two former combatants plummeted into the river gorge, but Pi used a string of 2 thousand numbers of Pi to grappled onto a giant rainbow tree branch. He cackled in glee as Fallenspirit/Apple still fell into the river, until she finally.....................

A few of the salama-rat-badgers began to mutate further! Their genes were so frayed by the constant splicing that they had become unstable. So, five of the salama-rat-badgers grew even larger until they rivaled the height of the twolegs. Until someone realized the salama-rat-badgers had become, not elder or warrior, but more like apprentice-aged twolegs! (So, Salamander +rat+badger+ice cream=human? ) They all had special powers; the leader was normal, but he had above average reflexes and used a silver staff or rod to fight; the two females could fly, one shooting green rays of light out of her hands and eyes, the second able to use a dark force to control objects; one, he was half robot from accidentally fusing with some of the machinery in the illegal drug farm; and the last's genes were still unstable, and could shape-shift to any animal of the genes he fused with. (If you do the math, right now he can go human, salamander, rat, badger, etc.) Together, they could defeat any villain that stood in their way!

OOC: sound familiar anyone?

OOC-Yeah I knows. What is the familiar thing? Should I know what it is?

IC-decided to do something very strange. Seeing this as an oppurtunity, Apple whipped her bow and fire her exploding apple arrows, all of them, right at Pi! There was a huge explosion, and when the dust cleared, the cast leaning over the gorge of the river saw.....

The children names were: Ocean, Jay, Runa, Eagle and Ice. Ocean was the one that could shapeshift. Eagle was the one that could fly and use dark powers to control objects. Ice was the one that had above average reflexes. Runa was the one that could fly and shoot green rays. Finally, Jay was the one that was half machine, half whatever the rest of him is. Ice was the leader, Runa was second in charge, Eagle was the smart planner, Jay was the strongest one and Ocean was the sneakiest and bravest one. Together they would destroy Firestar's evil clone! But first.......

OOC-Even though I don't know who they are, I took the liberty of naming them. I hope you will agree

ooc: ...Thanks for naming the unknown whatchamacallits, Ocean.
ic: ...Nothing! Apple and Pi was gone! Or they thought they were. They were really...

They had to catnap Barley! (Or whatever.) They flew? walked? over to where Barley was and catnapped him! And then...

OOC-Your welcome

IC-in the river of pie at the bottom of the gorge! The explosions had missed Pi, because he jumped out of the way, just in time. The explosions had destoryed Blueberry Pie's garden so, in anger he screamed "Blueberry Sushi Pie Rats......attack!" and all of a sudden, cat sized rats made of blueberry sushi pie and wielding giant swordfish and exploding blueberries had appeared and surrounded the cats. In order to save the cats, Pi and Apple decided to....

Barley exploded! Lucky, Ice using his reflexes was able to save them just in time. Firestar's clone appeared and laughed and said that that Barely had been just a decoy and the real Barley was hidden far away from here. Firestar's evil clone then sent his twolegs to attack the Quinetet, but they were able to escape. They then decided to....

CONTINUE!

OOC: It's sort of but it's from the teen titans.

IC: ...save themselves and everyone by having an eating contest! By rousing their competitive spirit, Apple/Fallenspirit and Pi could eat x2 the amount they usually could. The rules of the competition were simple: if Pi ate the most, then he would get Fallenpirit's power. If Fallenspirit won, then Pi would show the SkyClan cats the way out of Pie Land, and also assist against Firestar's evil clone. So, the two started their contest, with the main course being blueberry sushi pie. They started devouring Blueberry Pie's rats (after all, Fallenspirit went back to her cat form and Pi; technically, he wasn't pie, so it wasn't cannibalism.) until only one was left. The two eaters had an equal amount of Blueberry sushi pie, so the one was a tie breaker. But, the last one of Blueberry Pie's minions took out his explosive blueberries and........

.....destroy the drug farm once and for all! After all, it was the source of Firestar's evil clone's power. Without its influence, the twolegs would return to being normal. So, the five- called the Avenging Quintet of Justice, or the Quintet for short- attacked the drug farm! But, before they could reach it, they found a towering wall of dirt surrounding it. And it was too tall to fly up; when Eagle and Runa tried, they got shot down by paintball cannons on the way. It was impossible to climb, dig under, or break or move. The Quintet decided to have a strategy and training meeting. While training, they met another girl, who turned out to be a sixth salama-rat-badger changed human. Her name was Bella, and she was lazy, procrastinated, and wasn't the person you would trust to do something immediately. However, she had the power to control the earth. Her power was a little uncontrollable, but the Quintet decided to take the risk to defeat Firestar's evil clone once and for all. Even Barley wasn't there to spoil their plans. So, they........

ooc: Oh. Right. I should have known that.
ic: ooc: I just typed ci:, lol
ic: and exploded himself! Apple/Fallenspirit and Pi groaned with disappointment, but Apple/Fallenspirit suddenly jumped forward and ate the remaining bits and pieces of the last minion. And then she shouted, "I win!" Pi snorted and groaned and cried and sobbed and stomped around, then finally showed them the way out of Pie Land, which was...

decided to let Bella move the earth! They waited, and after a loooooong time, she finally looked at them and said, "Could you repeat that?" They groaned and told her to move the wall. So she tried, and succeeded in collapsing the wall onto them. Just before everyone was smashed to pieces, they found another salama-rat-badger changed human. Her name was eagle, without the capital E. She had the power of um, vanishing objects and creatures and humans, etc. etc. to other places. But she sometimes when she vanishes, she vanishes for a month or two or more. Even though it was risky, the salama-rat-badger changed humans shouted for her to vanish them out of there. So she did. And then...

to climb a perilous ravine of "rocky" pie. At the top, it was frosted with deadly cold vanilla ice cream. The SkyClan cats had to make their way carefully up the mountain, with nothing to hold onto. Suddenly, the ground started rumbling. It was a trap! Pi cackled as the cats were engulfed by molten lava of cherry pie syrup spouting from the ground of the actual Great! Volcano! of! Pie! (spelled that way too) But, as Pi didn't know, the cats were unharmed because they were.....

The two groups, eagle and the Quintet, got separated in the, erm, vanishing-inbetween-limbo place. eagle was lost to the world, ending up on Mars, where she happily stayed for the rest of her life with Barley. It turned out he had been sent to Mars, but denounced his ways and Firestar's evil clone to stay with eagle (although no one else ever knew), and the Quintet tumbled in space, explored a bit looking for eagle. They chanced upon finding a strange, pie shaped planet. It was...Pie land!

COMBINE THE TWO STORIES!

immortal! The SkyClan cats fought up against Pi, but the volcano was still a problem. Then, the Quintet plus Bella fell from the sky. They fought against Pi, having explained the situation with a common enemy of Firestar's evil clone, who had renamed himself Caesar Clive Jr, or Caesar C. for short, when Bella announced she was actually Caesar Clive's apprentice and sttacked the cats and the Quintet. However, her unstable powers further triggered the volcano until it threatened to blow the planet up from the inside of its cherry syrup core. At the last second, Bella broke from Caesar's grip and sacrificed herself for the rest of the cats and her team. She stopped the volcano and hurtled them out of Pie Land to Earth, but got turned to stone in the process. Next to her, more like a statue now, the Qunintet put a Plaque with: BELLA. A member of the Quintet and an amazing but lazy friend. Now, the Quintet and SkyClan tried to find a way to reverse the curse, but they couldn't, with bigger fish to fry. They had to defeat Caesar or else, so they................

decided to head to the Moonpool to think up of a master strategy and train so they could defeat Casear C! Meanwhile, Apple ate some apples she had found: one was from Pi(who was now a much weaker and younger pie god) one was from the limbo of space(how did it get there?) one was from the volcanic pie eruption(don't ask) and the last one had been with Bella all along, which she had consumed before she turned to stone. With the help of Ice, she loacated the last two pieces of Apple, and if she ate them she would return to full power! One was with Brightheart, and the last one was with Starclan who were having a shopping party. Luckily, Brightheart just so happened to be at the Moonpool! Quickly, the cats hurried there only to find.....

OOC-Wow, two posts later and EVERYTHINGS CHANGED
Go Teen Titans! I used to watch it when I was younger, but I forgot who they where! lol
Ice watches Teen Titans. Yeah.
Also is Bella based on anyone from TT? < Cool.

OOC- Bella is based off of a titian, Terra. But she turns to stone and then comes back and loses her memory...yep.
Apple is Fallenspirit. So, Fallenspirit became Apple? Wait, and back up, I thought Fallenspirit was Fallen Leaves's incarnation

IC- Brightheart had been catnapped by Caesar C! He left only a note, that said, "I have what you want. Meet me at the Snakerocks at moonhigh with what I want, and we'll do a trade off. But only bring the kin of Cloudtail and Drexellstar. Anyone else, and you shall never see her again." ~Caesar Clive Jr. Unfortunately, the cats had no idea what he wanted, but fortunelty, Midnight, the only badger who hadn't fused with a rat, wanted her badger-kitten hybrid back, Akauri, as Brightheart had become. So, she awakened her own dormant protective-parent powers and grew until she blotted out the sun, causing a small eclipse. The twolegs thought it was the end of the world and ran away from the drug farm. the Quintet used the distraction to obliterate the illegal farm completely. Ocean turned back into a salamander and burned them, Runa blasted them with green bolts of lasers, Eagle used her powers to crush them beneath a huge boulder, Ice razed them down with her silver staff, and Jay blasted them with a cannon built into his arm. As the drug farm crumbled into nothing, ..............

(AHHHHH EAGLETALON I LOVE YOUUU!! hahahahahahahaha at the entire teen titans storyline. And eagle was like Herald, the one with the trumpet!!! But I don't wanna be robin!! I wanna be raven she is way cooler.)

...Midnight grabbed Akauri/Brightheart and ran away. Then seedscatter jumped off her floating mint and used his power to be in several places at once. He ran ahead of Midnight and sent his little clone people to work
they weaved a giant rope wild grass they had found, and strung it along all the trees so Midnight would trip!! The Ouintet then...

OOC- haha yeah I am Raven. Azarath metrion zinthos!

IC- ......grabbed the Apple from Brightheart and ran away into the trees before Midnight could attack them! Fallenspirit quickly ate the Apple and gained a little more of Apple's power. Now, with the illegal drug farm destroyed, Caesar C had to find another way to exert his influence to take over the clans. So, he decided to invest in shopping malls. The Quintet and SkyClan hurried to get the last Apple from StarClan. But, they didn't know they were walking into a trap! Caesar had........

ooc: No, wait honestly? eagle was like um, the trumpet guy? I just made eagle up randomly... Lol. (I used to watch Teen Titans, back before everything was blocked from China!)
ic: brainwashed StarClan and told them to fight their descendents! So StarClan came and began killing cats, when suddenly...

The Quintet and SkyClan went and stopped them! Because of the loophole theory in Caesar's wording, which was "Kill your decedents," no cat was trying to kill SkyClan because they had no ancestors in the group of StarClan cats. The Quintet weren't even close; they were two legs/slamanders/rats/ badgers, anyway. Besides, the SkyClan cats were immortal. However, once a living cat died, they were placed back into the fight, dead but now pitted against their former living clan comrades. So, three, Fallenspirit/Apple, Seedscatter, and (that other cat) went up to finally confront Caesar Clive Jr. it was the only way to stop total destruction of the clans. The three stalked apprehensively into a deserted AMC theater. They all jumped in fright as pictures began moving on a huge screen, and seemed to almost pop out at them. Suddenly, one of the figures, a two leg wearing a long brown leaf and holding a glowing, buzzing, blue branch, actually ran at them! The cats fled in terror, but heard Caesar C, as if by magic. "Yes! I have found a way to project these images into reality! And now, I will them to annihilate you! BWAH HAHA HAHA!" With that, the cats had no choice but to fight. They turned around, unsheathed their claws, and...........................

fought the strange man. It looked like they would lose after an intense battle, with Caesar Clive watching them and eating popcorn, but then Fallenspirit transformed into Apple and using her powers, turned him into a apple bomb, which she promptly threw at the magical projector that could turn images into reality, before Caeasar could make another person to fight them. They quickly escaped and then there was a huge BOOM! And then the theater collapsed. And Starclan had also returned to normal, and said that brainwashing device had been in theater. The waited for Caesar to come out of the rubble, but he never did so they thought he was dead and left. But as soon as they were out of sight, a paw rose through the dirt....

Meanwhile, the cats returned back to the lake territories to regroup and celebrate their victory against Caesar and the badgers! Starclan gave Apple the last apple, which she ate. She then.....

Cliffhanger!

...was engulfed by a golden light, blinding everyone in the surroundings. the light soon formed hundreds of golden apples which gently Rained down. The light cleared, and everyone saw Fallenspirit as Apple in full, glorious power. Although not blinding anymore, she still was glowing sightly. The cats were going to celebrate by using the perfect yellow apples to make pies, but suddenly the gently glow from Apple disappeared! To every cats' horror, they saw Caesar c, alive, ........

and riding on Godzilla! In Caesars paw was a small, strange device which seemed to be sucking Apple right into it! Before the cats could do anything, Apple had dissapeared into the device. Caesar Clive then jumped off Godzilla and screamed "Kill them all!" and then ran away. Godzilla then turned to the cats to begin his brutal attack, so the cats decided to....

Meanwhile, Caesar had return back to his base, Macy's. He then revealed to Apple that he intended to use her power to conquer the cats, rule the world and become filthy rich (the order did not matter) But Apple....

rely on the Quintet, Scatterseed, and Lilyshadow to defend them from the monster after it started shooting fire from its maw! The seven went to attack the beast, with Seedscatter, duplictating himselt many times, Lilyshadow using her power to hide in Godzilla's shadow and attack it, Ice, and Jay attacking from the ground. Ocean as a dragon, Runa, and Eagle lead aerial atttackts. It seemed, with the combined forces, that the cats/two legs would win until....

would not cooperate with Caesar. So he used another device to control her mind! It turned out that he had....

Godzilla started talking! All the cats came out of hiding and said to the Quintet "AWWW don't kill it, we want to keep it!" But then the Godzilla got very angry and roared "I AM A WOMAN!" and as such, blew up in a huge nuclear explosion, that transformed the Quintet into small animals! Ice was turned into a bird, Eagle was turned into mouse, Runa was turned into a mole, Jay was turned into a squirrel and Ocean became a frog! But, the cats did not they had been transformed since they had hid at the last moment before the explosion, and saw them only as prey. They then started to chase them and try to eat them, so the Quinetet, who's powers had disspeared decided to....

also made a time machine and had brought Albert Einstein into the present and forced him to make him super cool and smart machines. He then began using the device to take control of her. Soon she was his personal slave! He was just about to set her loose on the world but....

CONTINUE?

...go back to the land of Pie to change themselves back to normal! After all, there was no such thing as frog pie. Unfortunately, the Quintet could not find the path to the entrance of the land of pie, and they had Scatterseed and Lilyshadow chasing after them! The Quintet reached the edge of a cliff, and had no where left to run, until.....

....the device ran out of batteries! Einstein had to contain Apple while Caeser went to buy some AAA's at Evil Home Depot. So, Einstein created a machine that cloned Godzilla into ten smaller, but powerful lizards. Apple had to fight for her freedom. In the end....

Pi God appeared! He used his powers of pi and created a powerful forcefield made of the numbers of pi, around them! Scatterseed, Lilyshadow, and the other cats jumped onto the forcefield and were immediatly pushed away. Pi then transported the Quintet to Pi Land! But he accidently also transported all the cats to Pi Land as well. Luckily, once in Pie Land the Quintet had returned back to normal. But then they realized that...

Apple had been beat by the little Godzillas, or Killa Zilla's. There was only one last chance to save herself. Using her powers of apples, she....

This is so random.
Jay, Runa, Willow, Star, Nova, join!

They didn't know where to go from there! The Pi god had not returned with them to the land of pie. When they went to his house, they found a sign saying, "out for a slice of irrational. back in a decade.' So, it turned out Pi had only saved them because they were on his path to the Great Bakery of Pie. Now, the cats and the Quintet had to find a way back into their own. Ocean flew above the group as a bat, and he spotted.....

turned herself into tens of smaller copies, all the size of apples! It turned the tide against the Killa Zillas by giving a 2-1 number advantage. With the Killa Zillas defeated, Apple(s) realized she couldn't leave, not when she was still in twenty little forms. She then turned on Einstein to fix her, but then....

Blueberry Pie, who was making an army of pie warriors! (Including his famous Blueberry Sushi Rats!) Blueberry pie cackled "Soon my army shall be ready to take over the Mortal World of the Cats! Hehehehe!" Ocean returned back to the Quintet and the cats and told them what he had seen. They then decided to destroy Blueberry's amry before it was too late! And so, they charged forward and met the pie warriors on the Field of Battling Pies! But the cats then learned that....

Einstein had a heart attack! He then fell onto the ground, dieing. The Apples learned that the shock of all the technology of our world and the time-travelling its self, had caused his heart to cease function from all of the excitement. The Apples then lifted Einstein, powered up the time travel machine and flung him into it so he could be sent back to his time. Dead or Alive. With Einstein gone, the Apples quickly raced out of Macy's but when they were passing through the silverware section they met....

CONTINUE?

...Blueberry Pie had been building up his army for years and it was much stronger that the cats! After a long and grueling battle, the cats and the Quintet lay in defeat as Blueberry Pie cackled. He then opened a Portal to the Mortal World, and he and his army marched in to conquer the world. The Quintet woke up first, as they were humans and due to their powers had taken less damage. Ocean turned into a dinosaur so he could pick up some of the cats while Eagle used her powers to move them. Jay used his strength to hold up the Portal while the Quintet rushed in. They finally reached the Mortal World to find it in chaos! The cats and pies were....

.....the Pi god looking for utensils on his way to the Great Bakery. The two (or twenty to one) stared at each other. Then, Apples said, "..................

were fighting each other! The Quintet were able to quickly rally all of the cats together and retreated to the Moonpool to plan stuff. The cats & the Quintet decided to...


"Well this is ackward." "Yeah." said Pi God. "Should we do what we always do when we meet each other?" he asked. "You mean fight each other?" asked the Apples. "Yeah." said Pi. "Hmm...okay." said Apples. "Ready... set... begin!" cried Pi as he raced forward and grabbed a container of silver knifes and began throwing them at the tiny Apples, who had decided to...

OOC-It always ends in decided to....
Anyway, what are the different cat clans again? And what ever happened to the badgers? I forget these things...and I am too lazy to look, but if you don't know then I will look

ooc: I have a perfect solution, but you might not like it, tell me if you don't. I just thought it was getting too confusing

ic: "Lionblaze! Wake up!" Lionblaze awoke to Cinderheart's worried face. "Wha?" he mumbled. "You've been in a coma for a year now! And you must have had some dream, because you were mumbling and acting it out loud." Lionblaze sat up. To his increasing confusion, it seemed like all the cats in every clan, and even a badger, was sitting around him. "Oh yeah, your dream was really interesting and so popular, everyone came to listen. Congratulations, you've established a truce between all the clans who decided to elect you leader because your story was so epic. Rise, Lionstar. What do you want the unified clan to be called?" Cinderheart mewed, bowing.

OOC-
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I hate when things like this happen. But thats okay!
Hehehe

IC-"Pieclan!" roared Lionstar and with that everyone bowed down to Lionstar, leader of Pieclan. After that Pieclan made their new camp in Thunderclan's camp. Pieclan became very powerful and all the cats were very happy, healthy and well fed. A well deserved peace had descended upon the clans.

Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...
the tiny Apple's threw apple bomb arrows at the silver knifes. The two weapons met midair and struck each other creating a huge explosion, followed by the opening of a strange green portal. Nutmeg, Firestar's mother appeared and declared that the secret to dimensional travel was actually silver, apples and bombs together! Because of that, a portal had been opened to an alternate world. Pi quickly leapt through the portal and headed to this alternate world to take it over. Before the Apple's could follow him and stop him, the portal closed. Nutmeg then declared that only one person could go through the portal at a time.
After that Nutmeg and the Apple's left to go find help to create a new portal to stop Pi!
So they...

Meanwhile in Pieclan, Pi had appeared and...

OOC-Yeah. I went there!
Lionstar's coma dream was actually a glimpse into a parallel dimension. Yeah, he's a slider xD

ooc: that's okay. with that, it was more interesting too, like an anchor back to reality. Lol. "PieClan!" Lionstar roared. XD

ic: ...went to find some silver and bombs to recreate the portal and find Pi. They had to go to Pi land and find the Bomb Pie and the SILVER PIE to get the materials they needed. So.....

...(Pi) declared himself leader of this universe! Lionstar was like, uh, no, this is my clan now! Using his slider abilities, he actually propelled him and Pi into another dimension. The clan cats babbled uneasily at their leader's disappearance, when another portal opened and four-clans worth of cats walked in. "What the-River, did the portal operator let us off at the wrong time period! Ug, I am never use their services again!" Shadow mewed, annoyed. Thunder meowed, "I'm hungry," River mewed, "I could go catch some fish for ya," and Wind checked on the portal. "Um, it's closing, and I think this is our future. We shouldn't mess things," Wind suggested nervously. Shadow sighed. "Alright, better risk that pesky portal operator than mess up our future. Let's go rip his head off!" Twenty-so cats yelled, "Yeah!" As the portal closed behind the four original clans, the cats in this dimension's present could hear Shadow cheer, "now that's my clan!" Afterwards, the very confused united clan just decided to establish a parliamentary system until Lionstar came back...

Lionstar and Pi landed on a mountain, fighting, until they almost got struck by lightning. They established a temporary truce, as Lionstar's clan was not threatened by Pi anymore, so Lionstar could get back to his clan and Pi could get back to conquering the world. The two ran into a half-cave, only to be surprised and find a bunch of cats living inside. "What is this..." Pi whispered to his new friend. Lionstar whispered, "I got it," and walked over to a cat he thought was the leader. "Hello, I am Lionstar, leader of PieClan. Who are you and what is this group of cats called?" The she-cat dipped her head and mewed, "I am Windstar, and this is WindClan. And then Lionstar meowed....

Nutmeg and the Apple's went there. When they arrived, the Apples merged back into their one being, known as Apple. Sadly, they could not find the 2 pie gods they were looking for; Silver Pie and Bomb Pie. Apple suggested that they had been killed in the Great Pie War and so she and Nutmeg left Pie World. But....

The Parliament, known as the PCP or Pie Clan Parliament consisted of 2 cats from each of the former clans. Pieclan held a vote to decide which cats would be apart of the PCP. It turned out that...

"What? I thought you guys only existed in our dimension!" Windstar then explained all that had happened. Apparently, in this dimension, the clans had been founded but had been subsequently destroyed prematurely due to frequent wars and twoleg expansion. Due to this most of the clans were living either as kittypets, rogues or loners with very few groups of cats holding onto the Warrior Code. Windclan had reatreated into the mountains and had continued to live their. They were the group of clan cats that still followed the warrior code. Lionstar was very confused by all of this so...